Cafeteria Humor

Kids were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples, fresh and tempting to all the hungry kids in line for lunch. One of the nuns posted a big note by the piles of apples to remind the kids  - one for each.

Down along the lunch line, at the other end of the table, a large stack of chocolate chip cookies. One  bright child who loves cookies, wrote a note :

Enjoy!

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The Woodpecker Might have to go! May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and may nothing but happiness come through your door Don't take life so seriously! DANCE  KISS A LOT!  RELAX IN NATURE HAVE FUN  AND BE HAPPY!!!! Make sure you scroll all the way down and read what is written.  Today is International Disturbed People's Day Please send an encouraging message to a disturbed friend... Just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, Take the special bus Or occasionally pee on yourself.. You hang in there sunshine, you're special.  Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you'll never get back.. Today's Message of the Day is: Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile. Send to all the people you care for and don't want to lose in 2013, even me. If you get 3 back, you are a great friend.

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