Cafeteria Humor

Kids were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples, fresh and tempting to all the hungry kids in line for lunch. One of the nuns posted a big note by the piles of apples to remind the kids  - one for each.

Down along the lunch line, at the other end of the table, a large stack of chocolate chip cookies. One  bright child who loves cookies, wrote a note :

Enjoy!

Catholic Humor

A farmer lived alone outside of Dublin except for a pet dog he loved very much.  The dog's name is Pug.  One day, Pug died. The farmer was so distraught, knowing he would be missing Pug. He has been a good dog to him, loyal and the only friend he had for years. So, he seek advise from the parish priest, inquire about a proper burial for Pug.  The farmer told the priest about Pug, saying: "Father Murri, my dog has died. Could you possibly schedule a funeral for the poor animal that I love so much?"

The priest told the farmer: "No, we can't have services for the dog in the church but I tell you what, there's a new denomination about a mile up the road and there is no telling what they believe and maybe they'll do something for your dog".

The farmer said: "I'll go right now.  By the way, do you think $10,000 is enough to donate for the service?"

 he priest replied: "Why didn't you tell me your dog was Catholic?"