Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety-one?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that
one out of five enjoys it?
Why do
croutons come in airtight packages?
Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
If
people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called
Holes?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why is
a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a
racecar is not called a racist?
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, then doesn't it follow that electricians can be
delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons
debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they
call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'
What hair color do they put on the driver's
licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies
with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use,
Toothpicks?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the
Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put
their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while
they deliver the mail?
Is it true that you never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her
nose?
Whatever happened to Preparations A through G ?
Now,
stop laughing long enough to forward this onto somebody else who could also use
a good chuckle!!
Family Canteen
The fruit of SILENCE is Prayer
The fruit of PRAYER is Faith
The fruit of FAITH is Love
The fruit of LOVE is Service
The fruit of SERVICE is Peace
